Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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