recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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