Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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