No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
