Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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