I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i need some magic done to my vagina
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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