Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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