How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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