i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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