Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
