yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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