well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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