she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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