shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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