i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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