I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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