He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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