I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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