Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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