I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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