no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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