Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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