Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He felt like a one man threesome
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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