Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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