Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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