And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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