you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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