I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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