now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm passing your future prison.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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