i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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