i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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