I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i came on her dog
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
His nipple licking is glorious
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