3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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