I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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