Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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