Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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