I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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