Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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