we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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