THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
