IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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