You really coming over, don't trick.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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