I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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