How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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