My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
porn star boner night. come get it.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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