We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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