halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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