shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
