ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
