"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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