Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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