is your mom at the bar?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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