Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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