He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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