i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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